PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person
and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental
structure including but not limited to the United States Federal
Government, James Bonds, Eskimos and Eskimo Pie makers, also using or
monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you
do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information
nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to
my photos, my abstract theories on Chalupa strategy (eat it), Ponzi
schemes, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other
"picture" art posted on my profile. It goes without saying
this includes my collection of vintage Grover Cleveland Zombie
erotica.
Feel free to publicize my anti-Spork
rants though. This is the tine for our voice to be heard on that
issue.
You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, wagging a finger at, distributing, mimeographing, disseminating, tipping the hat, dissecting, mocking, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein—this especially applies to the pictures of heroin, just because I find it punny. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student, secret agent, mistress, Don Draper, or any personnel under your direction or control.
You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, wagging a finger at, distributing, mimeographing, disseminating, tipping the hat, dissecting, mocking, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein—this especially applies to the pictures of heroin, just because I find it punny. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student, secret agent, mistress, Don Draper, or any personnel under your direction or control.
Violators will be shot. Survivors will
have their wounds tended to in a kind and caring fashion. It will be
a long and painful recovery process, but together we'll look forward
to the day when we can shoot big smiles at each other, have a laugh
and I'll send you on your way before shooting you in the back and
finishing the job I should I have done four years ago.
The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information. Please note the lack of “air quotes” around privileged. Yeah, it's actual privilege. The violation of my personal privacy is punishable by stoning. UCC 1-103 1-308 (You sunk my Battleship) ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE
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